School:

To: Professor Smith Sillythumper Easypoints Dinglenipper Spankybutt Kissingrade Finglefudge Pissgiggle Krackenwhore Puss Smackenfanny Plum Zippenzap Bloodflow Wiggles Staff Blowhard Phullafimselv From:

I think that my grade in your course should be changed from a A B C D F to a grade of A B C D F for the following reason(s):

1. The person who copied from me got a higher grade than I did.

2. The person who I copied from got a higher grade than I did.

3. The grade I get in this course will lower my grade point average and I won't get into:

   Law School	Medical School	Dental School
   The Mickey Mouse Club	Graduate School	Tri-County Tech
   A Fraternity/Sorority	Taco Bell Management Training	Other

4. I have to get a better grade in this course to balance the F I received in

5. I'll lose my scholarship.

6. I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your exam.

7. I did not attend class and the person whose notes I used didn't cover the material asked for on the exam.

8. I learned basic principles but the exam asked for every little fact.

9. I learned every fact and definition but the exam asked for basic principles.

10. You are obviously prejudiced against:

    Americans	Foreigners	Minorities
    Majorities	Yankees	Southerners
    Stupid People	Men	Women
    Whites	Blacks	Students
    Religious Groups	Non-Religious Groups	Me

11. If I flunk out of school my father will reduce my allowance.

12. I was unable to do well in this class because I had the following:

    Mono	V.D.	Acute Alcoholism	Pregnancy
    Broken baby finger	Fatherhood	A bone in my leg	Body Aches

13. You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how you wanted that done.

14. I was creative but you said that I was just shooting the bull.

15. The lectures were Too detailed to pick out general concepts. Too general for me to pick out specific ideas. Boring. Not humorous enough to hold my attention. Too humorous for me to take the material seriously. So well prepared and delivered that I was stunned stupid. All of the above.

16. The course was Too early, so I wasn't awake yet. At lunch-time, so I was too hungry to concentrate. Too late, so I was too tired. All of the above.

17. My dog cat snake gerbil friend brother sister accidentally ate stole threw-up on pooped on my paper books notes for this class.

18. I really, really, really worked really, really, really hard in this class.

19. My grades should have been higher because I always studied at least six whole hours before each exam.

20. I don't have a reason, I just want a higher grade. (Can I get extra credit for filling this out?)

21. Other:
    
    I believe I deserve a different grade because: